hi:

"shhhhh" I say to my computer fan 

Don’t just follow the path, make your own trail.


@AmazingPhil: I tried to take a new haircut photo but it looks like a prison mugshot.

@AmazingPhil: I tried to take a new haircut photo but it looks like a prison mugshot.

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dorkery:

theonqreyjoy:

oceanflowerbird:

The best kinds of laughter:

  • Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
  • Feeling a six-pack coming up
  • Tears coming out of your eyes

#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three

you forgot

  • pissing
pixography:

René Brantonne

pixography:

René Brantonne

deadvalley:

one time at my monumentour date, they were playing dance dance and pete and joe went towards the back of the venue. i turned around to watch them play and i looked pete dead in the eye and he stuck his tongue out at me. i did it back at him and he gave me the biggest heart warming smile in the world and in conclusion pete wentz is a huge dork

verysharpteeth:

thousand-yard stare
    noun
    1. a vacant or unfocused gaze into the distance, seen as characteristic of a war-weary or traumatized soldier.

phoneticmeow:

phoneticmeow:

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

funkghost:

We're up all night to get lucky
hey look its that thomas gif i started drawing months ago, i finally got round to finishing it

funkghost:

We're up all night to get lucky

hey look its that thomas gif i started drawing months ago, i finally got round to finishing it